I hate these commercials that tell me to drink milk. Milk sucks. Like I know Milk builds strong bones. No shit. We don't need a fucking commercial to tell us to drink milk. I wanna find out whose idea it was to make these commercials, so I could drop kick them, then shove a milk carton up their asses.
Drink beer, that's better.
For Halloween, I review The Matrix
It is the best movie ever! Seriously, all the characters were so cool, especiall Neo with his guns and kung fu abilities. and that black trenchcoat. I wanna wear a black trenchcoat. I don't see any nerds or dorks wearing black trenchcoats because they're too awesome for them.
Sonic Adventure is the best game ever
There's this awesome game called Sonic Adventure where Sonic goes extremely fast. How awesome is that? I suggest getting a Dreamcast and playing Sonic.
Dragon Ball Z is awesome
Remmeber last episode when Goku turned Super Sayain? That was SOOOOO COOOOOOOLLLL!!!!